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Funko Is about to Pop

The post-pandemic slowdown within the broader collectibles industry continues apace. Funko, Inc. has published its earnings report, and it’s not pretty. Their total, period-over-period net sales is down 14.3% according to Yahoo!Finance. The Interim CEO, Mike Lunsford, strikes a stolid tone: "As expected, our 2025 second quarter performance was impacted by a dynamic and uncertain tariff environment." From a public relations standpoint, it’s never a bad idea to blame external forces when speaking to the press.

I’m not predicting catastrophic failure for the company, but the present economy is not conducive to discretionary spending. Any company trying to capitalize on the pop-culture memorabilia market in specific or the hobbyist market in general is going to experience anemic cash flow in the coming year.

Long term, the national economy probably won’t experience the sharpest recession pains until Trump exits the While House. Not because of the dynamic tariff policies necessarily but because of certain 20- and 40-year market cycles that may coalesce around that time.

Longer term, you can take solace in knowing that the Funkos decorating your coding desk will stand resolute until the end.

Death by a Thousand Job Cuts

On the topic of finding a job in this economy, my pessimistic gut tells me don’t bother. The internet is rife with anecdotal stories of tech pros getting laid off and incapable of finding another job.

Frankly, I’m one of those stories.

Below is just a sampling of recent ballast shedding by leading technology corporations. Next year will be financially disastrous for many individuals in North America trained only in the computer sciences.

  1. IBM cutting thousands of jobs in the fourth quarter. "IBM employed 270,000 people at the end of 2024, according to its latest annual report. A 1% cut to headcount would represent the loss of 2,700 jobs."
  2. Intel cuts 15% of its staff as it pushes to make a comeback. "Intel said Thursday it has mostly completed plans it announced last quarter to cut 15% of its workforce, as the struggling chipmaker attempts a turnaround."
  3. A laid-off Microsoft manager shares why he's ready to say goodbye to Big Tech after 2 decades. "After three stints at Microsoft spanning more than two decades, Joe Friend was laid off in May. He's still figuring out what's next, but there's one thing he's sure of: His time in Big Tech is over. …He had planned to stay at Microsoft until at least his 65th birthday — a milestone that, under company policy, allows most stock grants to continue vesting even after the employee leaves."
  4. Meta lays off 600 from ‘bloated’ AI unit as Wang cements leadership. "Meta will lay off roughly 600 employees within its artificial intelligence unit as the company looks to reduce layers and operate more nimbly, a spokesperson confirmed to CNBC on Wednesday."
  5. CrowdStrike to lay off 5% of staff, reaffirms forecasts. "CrowdStrike reiterated its fiscal 2026 first quarter and annual forecasts on Wednesday and announced a plan to cut about 500 roles, roughly 5% of its workforce, to streamline operations and reduce costs. The cybersecurity company will incur about $36 million to $53 million in charges related to the layoffs, of which about $7 million will be recognized in the first quarter ended April 30, it said in a regulatory filing."

Keyboards Are for More than Coding

The life of the technologist is much broader than mere professional expertise. No one works in a vacuum of specialized knowledge: even the most-hardened computer specialist has interests beyond the solder and scripts. Whether we decorate our environments with pop culture totems or classical art posters or esoteric music, the accoutrements of the external world influence our internal spaces and play a vital role in the well-being of our professional lives.

As such, it seems unnecessarily purist to forego content about such things from this site and its accompanying social media accounts. Trying to address all extraneous areas would be foolish, but the inclusion of the technologies and creations of computer-produced music is uniquely on-brand for the name Code and Keyboard. Therefore, I have launched a YouTube channel that will feature not only original music but also anything available that proves suitable to supplementing the work-life of fellow technology enthusiasts.

Follow this link to the Code and Keyboard Youtube channel where you’ll find various genres of music to add calm, color, and concentration to your day (and night).

Blood, Sweat, and Fears

The Artificial Event Horizon

Human supremacy in the arts and sciences is about to be eclipsed. We ourselves are the cause of our own obsolescence. We build tools to amplify our technical prowess. We build tools because our imaginations exceed our physical limitations. Now, our tools are being engendered with reason. It is not true reason; it is only probabilistic prediction complex enough to masquerade as autonomous thought. (Makes one wonder what that says about one’s own reasoning capabilities.) Nevertheless, as the complexity increases, our control over the tool will decrease. The inverse relationship between artificial intelligence and its creator is becoming stark. We are training our replacements.

Elon Musk has been warning of the dangers for well over a decade. In 2014, Musk said, “I think we should be very careful about artificial intelligence. If I had to guess at what our biggest existential threat is, it’s probably that.” The primary reason he has built his own AI is to “[keep] an eye on what’s going on.” Nearly ten years later, his rhetoric hasn’t changed. While speaking with a reporter at the 2023 UK AI Safety Summit, he said, “the more we pay attention to [AI], the more we care about it, the more we minimize the probability of something going wrong.” This can be likened to the Mutually Assured Destruction of the Cold War, but the analogy fails because the nukes of yesteryear weren’t making their own decisions.

Ultraviolet Catastrophe

Despite the dangers, despite the superior cognition looming over the (event) horizon, AI will never produce any art, music, or poetry that rises beyond mere utility. It can emulate all that has come before it, and it may even be able to innovate in aesthetic ways in the future; but it will never produce anything comparable to human creativity. We will never be able to, in truth, ascribe a transcendent value to its output. It will never experience life nor the sense of urgency embedded in the instincts meant to ensure that life continues. AI’s efforts and energies will never, like the electromagnetic spectrum, exceed its material limits.

The products of human creativity will never be eclipsed by those of AI. There will always be a market for the material wealth of the human mind, because there will always be a need for a spiritual connection with each other. As AI learns how to pluck the heart strings of its human audience (i.e. persuade and manipulate), there will come a time when our emotions submit to the artifice of algorithmic art. However, it will never be fulfilling because art is greater than the sum of its parts. Robert Frost believed that if there are “no tears in the writer, [there will be] no tears in the reader.”

AI will never cry.

Daily Digestible: Sunday, April 20, 2025

AI, Tariffs Continue to Dominate Headlines

  • Google Launches Gemini 2.5 Flash: Google introduced a new version of its Gemini AI model, signaling advancements in its AI offerings. This move underscores ongoing competition in the AI space.
  • ChatGPT’s Reverse Location Search Trend: A viral trend emerged involving ChatGPT, where users leverage AI to reverse-search locations from photos, raising both interest and privacy concerns.
  • Apple’s Tariff Avoidance Strategy: Reports highlighted how Apple CEO Tim Cook negotiated to shield the company from President Trump’s tariffs, potentially saving Apple from significant financial impacts.
  • US Consumers Embrace Chinese Shopping Apps: Platforms like DHgate and Taobao saw a surge in popularity among US shoppers, reflecting shifting e-commerce trends.
  • Meta’s Antitrust Negotiations: Insights emerged about Mark Zuckerberg’s efforts to resolve an antitrust case against Meta, with allegations of offering US user data to China to enter its market.
  • Oracle Denies Cloud Breach: Oracle reported a hack on “obsolete servers” but denied any cloud infrastructure compromise, addressing cybersecurity concerns.